Hey guys!
I hope you enjoyed my first version of Kollege Karma. Here comes an addition to it.Read on…
She’s out of my league.
Mission: How to make the coolest girl of your class, your girlfriend?
Pre-requisites: She should have a close female friend; you should be smarter than her female friend IN ALL ASPECTS.
Karma: Don’t go for her. Instead make friends with her close friend. During all your group meetings never ever give YOUR GIRL the attention she craves for. A point will come when she will compete with her friend to get your attention and even more. Wait till that point. The more delayed it is, the better.
Advantages: Through this Karma you’ll get a great friend and a girlfriend. Dual benefit. And just in case you spoil the Karma midway, still you’ll end up with an awesome friend.
E-Gurukul
Mission: Learn at least 1 thing online.
Karma: The e-learning could be as simple as to make pasta in white sauce to something as obtuse as quantum mechanics.
Suggestion: If you are an engineer, economics is a must. Follow this website http://www.economistsdoitwithmodels.com/ if you are a dummy just like me. Apart from that, the teacher will keep you more than interested…:P.
Be the manager!
Mission: To bring out the manager in you.
Karma: Managing a simple aloo tikki stall in a small college fest also suffices. But try to have an experience of managing people (at least 3 in number).
Live carefree.
Karma: Love someone. Have a crush on him/her. Do stupid things in love, and enjoy paying the price OR reaping the reward of your antics.
Precaution: Don’t get sentimental. Practise love like table-tennis, badminton, cricket etc. Yes! Play it like a sport. You win OR lose doesn’t matter, you always become a better player. (Just picture this. You have a neck-to-neck tennis match with your friend cum opponent in the court. You lose. Do you crib about it? No you don’t.) I think I have made my point pretty clear with this example.
Lift-Jump prank!
Location: A fully operational superior quality lift.
Pre-requisites: The lift should be filled to n-1/n-2 capacity. (‘n’ is the maximum number of persons it can carry.)
Logic: When you jump, you exert a force equivalent to 2 times your weight during the impact. So that will make up for another 1 person’s weight hence the above requisite is a must!
Karma: When the lift is in motion (especially downwards), make ample room for yourself so that you can jump comfortably without tripping on anyone. Ensure that there is no heart patient or serious/non-desirable element (if you know what I mean) in the lift. Now jump madly! Not once…but 2-3 times to give the occupants the fright of their lives…:D.
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Nandu speaks 