An Innocent Gesture.

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My friends and I often used to dine out on Wednesdays. As a routine habit, we went out that Wednesday too. There we were…the 3 of us seated on a cycle-rickshaw. A discussion was going on about the 2 dazzling sisters from Kashmir. They had recently joined Thapar and were pursuing BCA. And around a hundred boys were pursuing them. Both of them had striking features and it was hard to say who was more beautiful. But the best thing was that they were like ‘Cadbury Dairy Milk Shots’. Whenever one was seen, the other could be spotted right at her side.

Yaar…samajh ni aata kisko dekhun. Dimaag khraab kar deti hain dono hi! ” said Mohit, for the umpteenth time this week. He was sure that God had answered his prays and sent his lady-luck at the right place, at the right time. It was our final year. We had all the time for wooing girls. Both of us were placed and trying our luck in the wee days left in college. Unlike us, our third companion was well-behaved and never talked about girls. So, I won’t talk about him too.

We had reached close to Heavens restaurant. I asked the rickshaw puller to halt to one side to get my mobile recharged.

I entered the recharge shop and recited my mobile number. I asked him to make the recharge before 9 p.m. and he winked an approval. I gave him a toothy grin and made my way out of his shop. As soon as I pulled the glazed door open a set of beautiful eyes met mine. Her face was fully veiled in her black dupatta. We looked at each other for full 1 second and then I left mesmerized. I overheard her, reciting her number to the shopkeeper and made a mental note.

Kya dekh rha tha bhai aakhen faad faad ke? ” shouted Mohit.

Uss ladki ko…abey aankhen bahut sundar hain uski, ” I said turning red.

Bhai chitkabri hai…haath ni dekhe tune, ” he continued nonchalantly.

I hopped back on the rickshaw without responding. I had noticed the girl’s mother waiting right behind us on her scooter. Besides this, something told me that both the girl and her mother had heard Mohit’s comment. I wanted to disappear out of sight and asked the rickshaw puller to paddle fast.

Preety…chaliye, ” suggested her mom.

Hanji Mumma aaii, ” Preety answered respectfully.

***

It was 12 o’clock and I still couldn’t sleep. It was not the cream chicken which was keeping me awake. It was something else. I can’t sleep with a troubled mind. I felt guilty of making Preety and her mom feel horrible that evening. 9888****** the number was still fresh in my memory. Without giving a second thought I touched my keypad multiple times and dialled a message.

I tapped on the ‘Send’ option and hid in my blanket. I was afraid, I don’t know why. After 1 long minute, I heard a buzz on my mobile.

‘Thanks a lot. No one has ever appreciated me before!’ was her reply. I scrolled up to read my message.

‘Preety you have the darkest and prettiest pair of eyes I have ever seen (boy at the recharge shop, our eyes met at the shop entrance…8 p.m.).’

Excited at the quick response, I decided to send another message.

“No buddy…it is wrong.” said my inner voice. I had no option but to listen. I always listen to what my heart says. Rolling up my blanket once again, I closed my eyes. There was a serene smile on my face and I dreamed and slept in contentment.

Kollege Karma – II

 Hey guys!

        I hope you enjoyed my first version of Kollege Karma. Here comes an addition to it.Read on…

She’s out of my league.

Mission: How to make the coolest girl of your class, your girlfriend?

Pre-requisites: She should have a close female friend; you should be smarter than her female friend IN ALL ASPECTS.

Karma: Don’t go for her. Instead make friends with her close friend. During all your group meetings never ever give YOUR GIRL the attention she craves for. A point will come when she will compete with her friend to get your attention and even more. Wait till that point. The more delayed it is, the better.

Advantages: Through this Karma you’ll get a great friend and a girlfriend. Dual benefit. And just in case you spoil the Karma midway, still you’ll end up with an awesome friend.

E-Gurukul


Mission: Learn at least 1 thing online.

Karma: The e-learning could be as simple as to make pasta in white sauce to something as obtuse as quantum mechanics.

Suggestion: If you are an engineer, economics is a must. Follow this website http://www.economistsdoitwithmodels.com/  if you are a dummy just like me. Apart from that, the teacher will keep you more than interested…:P.

Be the manager!


Mission: To bring out the manager in you.

Karma: Managing a simple aloo tikki stall in a small college fest also suffices. But try to have an experience of managing people (at least 3 in number).

Live carefree.


Karma: Love someone. Have a crush on him/her. Do stupid things in love, and enjoy paying the price OR reaping the reward of your antics.

Precaution: Don’t get sentimental. Practise love like table-tennis, badminton, cricket etc. Yes! Play it like a sport. You win OR lose doesn’t matter, you always become a better player. (Just picture this. You have a neck-to-neck tennis match with your friend cum opponent in the court. You lose. Do you crib about it? No you don’t.) I think I have made my point pretty clear with this example.

Lift-Jump prank!


Location: A fully operational superior quality lift.

Pre-requisites: The lift should be filled to n-1/n-2 capacity. (‘n’ is the maximum number of persons it can carry.)

Logic: When you jump, you exert a force equivalent to 2 times your weight during the impact. So that will make up for another 1 person’s weight hence the above requisite is a must!

Karma: When the lift is in motion (especially downwards), make ample room for yourself so that you can jump comfortably without tripping on anyone. Ensure that there is no heart patient or serious/non-desirable element (if you know what I mean) in the lift. Now jump madly! Not once…but 2-3 times to give the occupants the fright of their lives…:D.
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Kollege Karma – I

This post in particular, may be useful for anyone going to college, planning to go to college or any other institution. It may also be useful to any boy/girl of any age.
Most of these karmas have been tried and tested. Still it’s never too bad to consider your parents/friends/enemies before taking any risk. Good luck and have fun!


The imaginary steer.

Location: When you are just about to halt your car besides a fancy girl in a fancier car. (Could be very near to a Stop Sign or Traffic Signal)

Karma: Lower your speed to around 10 kmph; approach her car FROM THE LEFT; look the fancy girl in the eye (this is done to seek her notice as well as distract her); without actually gripping your steering wheel make a wild steering action to YOUR RIGHT.

The Invalid Hi!

Location: Lecture Hall.

Karma: Position your MOST TRUSTWORTHY friend right behind the girl of your dreams. With the best and biggest of smiles wave a BIG HI! Her immediate response to your INVALID MOVE will clearly indicate the chances of your going out on a date with her that evening.

Tasty and Free.

Pre requisites: High self-confidence and superior role-play.

Location: Eateries your college students patronize OR have a Mess contract with.

Karma: Role play that you are your college’s mess secretary or senior mess member. Check out all the sweetmeats/pastries/desserts etc. Make an excuse that you have to shortlist some for the mess menu.

Precaution: Only taste them!

Scaring Shaaaabji.

Location: Security guard’s sleeping chair.

Pre requisites: A fake gun/any other fake weapon.

Karma: Sit quietly besides your sweet, innocent guard with your fake weapon. Poke him lightly at his chest. Scare the shit out of him. And then run for your life.

Shudh Desi Romance.

Location: Library (you should basically be sitting next to him/her AND ONLY YOU).

Karma: Sit to your partner’s right. When he/she is poring over his/her book, without your hand being noticed, tap softly on her left shoulder. She turns her neck. Peck her on the right cheek.

I’ll be back with more Kollege Karma very soon. If you have any cool and whacky ideas to share or post, feel free guys/gals. The stage is all yours!