This post in particular, may be useful for anyone going to college, planning to go to college or any other institution. It may also be useful to any boy/girl of any age.
Most of these karmas have been tried and tested. Still it’s never too bad to consider your parents/friends/enemies before taking any risk. Good luck and have fun!
The imaginary steer.
Location: When you are just about to halt your car besides a fancy girl in a fancier car. (Could be very near to a Stop Sign or Traffic Signal)
Karma: Lower your speed to around 10 kmph; approach her car FROM THE LEFT; look the fancy girl in the eye (this is done to seek her notice as well as distract her); without actually gripping your steering wheel make a wild steering action to YOUR RIGHT.
The Invalid Hi!
Location: Lecture Hall.
Karma: Position your MOST TRUSTWORTHY friend right behind the girl of your dreams. With the best and biggest of smiles wave a BIG HI! Her immediate response to your INVALID MOVE will clearly indicate the chances of your going out on a date with her that evening.
Tasty and Free.
Pre requisites: High self-confidence and superior role-play.
Location: Eateries your college students patronize OR have a Mess contract with.
Karma: Role play that you are your college’s mess secretary or senior mess member. Check out all the sweetmeats/pastries/desserts etc. Make an excuse that you have to shortlist some for the mess menu.
Precaution: Only taste them!
Scaring Shaaaabji.
Location: Security guard’s sleeping chair.
Pre requisites: A fake gun/any other fake weapon.
Karma: Sit quietly besides your sweet, innocent guard with your fake weapon. Poke him lightly at his chest. Scare the shit out of him. And then run for your life.
Shudh Desi Romance.
Location: Library (you should basically be sitting next to him/her AND ONLY YOU).
Karma: Sit to your partner’s right. When he/she is poring over his/her book, without your hand being noticed, tap softly on her left shoulder. She turns her neck. Peck her on the right cheek.
I’ll be back with more Kollege Karma very soon. If you have any cool and whacky ideas to share or post, feel free guys/gals. The stage is all yours!
Nandu speaks 